So we see a bumper sticker, "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose." Little did I know this was going to give Dina ideas.
The next morning I'm woken up with her inches from my face getting ready to stick her finger up my nose.
Me: "Um sweetie? What the hell are you doing?"
Her: "I'm going to try something out?"
Me: "You are NOT going to pick my nose!"
She sticks it right up there.
Me: "Ack! That's disgusting!"
Her: "No that's love. I'm still here aren't I?"
And she is. However I now sleep with one eye open.
"Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly." -- Proverb
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